Monthly Archives: August 2012

The Late Tudor Priapic Style and the Battle of the Hampers

In the ‘Battle of the Gatehouses’ which I referred to in my last blog – with billions of UK heritage tourism spend at stake – The Landmark Trust have been leading the heritage mini-break musket charge from the front for years now. As HRH Prince of Wales admits in his foreword to the most recent […]

The Tudor Life – if you can get here

This morning I received an email from The Landmark Trust – who do up architectural follies, gatehouses, moated keeps and other heritage oddities for holiday lets – inviting me to ‘Experience the life of a Tudor Squire. But without the lice’. Our Upton Cressett’s 16th century gatehouse – built by Richard Cressett in 1580 – […]

The Semi-Naked MP, the Gardener and Heidi Fleiss

It was a hot and beautiful Tuesday yesterday; a good chance – or so I thought – for the team here to get out their smart navy Upton Cressett sea-dragon motif tee-shirts I have had printed for Pedro, my part-time gardener, and my housekeeper, to wear for official Upton Cressett house opening duties. The exception […]

Hawkstone Hall Heaven – for £5 million

I sometimes get moans from friends – usually rich friends that have a nice house in Chelsea or Notting Hill as well as an expensive cottage, or unpretentious farmhouse-style country house – that the reason they don’t move to somewhere grander in the shires is that anything decent, like a Grade 1 Georgian mansion with […]